SNL: Kellyanne Conway is Pennywise the Dancing Clown

SNL depicts Conway as 'IT' luring Anderson Cooper into the sewer

From this week's Saturday Night Live: Anderson Cooper (Alex Moffat) has an unexpected run-in with Kellyanne Conway (Kate McKinnon).

"I'll give you quote - I'll give you insane, crazy quote", Kellywise swears. "Kellywise the dancing clown".

"Wait, don't go! Don't you want a quote?"

"Kellywise the Dancing Clown" then attempts to lure Cooper into the sewer - or convince him to put her on TV - with the promise of "crazy, insane quote" like "Okay, Puerto Rico was actually was worse before Hurricane Maria and the hurricane actually did blow some buildings back together". And the hurricane actually did blow some buildings back together.

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Which is how we end up with this inspired taken on Pennywise The Clown, here renamed Kellywise, after Kellyanne Conway, an adviser to President Trump and generally perceived as having a. how do we put this gently?. slightly skewed view of reality. "They were sharing a sundae, and the president asked if he wanted more sprinkles, and the secretary says, 'More on'".

That's when Kenan Thompson, playing a police officer, intervenes. "You'll float too, Anderson", she promises him. SNL has McKinnon's Conway try to entice Cooper off a bunch of outrageous talking points that she quotes created to grab ratings for the network, reveals that she's already enticed Rachel Maddow, and turns into Hillary Clinton. He warns "Cooper" against talking to Kellywise.

When her attempts fail, she shows him a vision of his biggest fear and holds up a newspaper saying that Trump is re-elected in 2020 - and that Cooper will get fat. She then tries to entice him with something that will lure him in more - Hillary Clinton.

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